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While it’s often been attributed to Kim Kardashian (I doubt whether she could ever come up with such a clever line), whoever coined the adage, “You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.” makes a valid point.
I know I probably sound old-fashioned and narrow-minded, but for me, it’s off-putting when women spoil the natural beauty of their bodies by drawing or writing on them. It’s why I find Milena Velba sexier than Lexxxi Luxe, even though the latter has the former beat when it comes to what I call “gross tit tonnage.” I’m not saying I haven’t blown numerous loads over Poetry Travis or Mz. Diva, but when it comes to the total beauty package, I prefer a Maserati over a Cotton Candi, even when one out-boobs the other.
It also seems to me that there’s a correlation between tattoos and crazy (see Poetry or Rachel Raxxx, R.I.P.).
Whaddya think? Am I onto something, or do I need to free my mind?
I know I probably sound old-fashioned and narrow-minded, but for me, it’s off-putting when women spoil the natural beauty of their bodies by drawing or writing on them. It’s why I find Milena Velba sexier than Lexxxi Luxe, even though the latter has the former beat when it comes to what I call “gross tit tonnage.” I’m not saying I haven’t blown numerous loads over Poetry Travis or Mz. Diva, but when it comes to the total beauty package, I prefer a Maserati over a Cotton Candi, even when one out-boobs the other.
It also seems to me that there’s a correlation between tattoos and crazy (see Poetry or Rachel Raxxx, R.I.P.).
Whaddya think? Am I onto something, or do I need to free my mind?