Wife has macromastia, have a few [true] stories

Hey fellas, thought I'd share with you a few experiences. My wife has macromastia and is 36JJ normally but has gone up to 38KK while pregnant and with milk. As I believe there's a difference between bust sizes in different countries, this is the UK measurements I'm using (we're Irish), so apparently in the USA that's an N and P cup respectively according to google

So first story: She and I were going to a wedding of one of her friends and she couldn't find any dress to wear, she had this summer dress but she couldn't get a bra on while in it, it was welded to her so she got this ''reinforced'' part around the cleavage part to contain her boobs when she was in it (in the first photo, it's the pink strip that was sewn on around the cleavage). Anyway, because she wasn't wearing a bra and was pouring out of it, she basically had to be stitched into the dress to contain her so her mother helped her stitch the dress up around the back of it. At this point I should add I wanted her to wear summer dresses more, so she was doing this for me because I loved the look of her in the long flowing dresses and showing her off a little bit.

So after she was all wrapped up and we were getting ready to leave, we were walking through the hall of her parents' house and she stopped at the mirror near the front door to check herself one final time, and she took a deep breath and BOOM, her boobs exploded out of the dress as the stitches gave way and they just plopped out in full view of her mother and myself, it was like something from the most ridiculous of pornos where they would have to do 50 takes to try and get it perfect, but it just happened there and then and it was surreal.

I burst out laughing and was nearly doubled over and her mom was tut-tuting and ushering her back into the bedroom to stitch her back into the fucking dress, this time a lot more thoroughly so this shit wouldn't happen at the wedding (she also didn't have anything else to wear). So we were delayed another half an hour and we made it there eventually but I couldn't stop replaying it in my head and after a few pints I was getting some blue-balls so I took her into the disabled toilets and beat off a huge load onto her cleavage while she berated me for being a dirty bastard and complaining that if I get any cum on her dress she'll kick my ass.

Rest of the wedding went great and we ate and drank and danced until stupid O'Clock, and when I woke up the next morning it was still replaying in my head so I caveman mating-pressed her into the mattress and that's how our 2nd child was conceived!

Second Story: This is one from before my time, when she was barely a teenager and one of the many occasions that her boobs got her terrible attention which led to her hating them as she grew up (and incidentally, she became an expert at camouflaging them). So she was about 15, I don't know what her bra size was then but she was big - bigger than her mom and her older sister combined I would guess. She's off from school one day home alone and with no bra on in some comfy t-shirt and there's a ring on the door. She goes to answer it and it's some DHL or UPS delivery man.

He starts by asking her to sign something then trails off as he gets a look at her, he stepped into the house and had a quick look and listen and then backed her into a corner and spent about 20 seconds just fondling her tits through her t-shirt. Now bear in mind this is a rural village in the mountains where nothing untoward ever happens and she is a fairly innocent kid, being raised far from any city and she has zero street smarts. So she just kinda stands there awkwardly and then this guy comes to his senses - he's just barged into someone's home and is fondling the big tits of some teenage girl in a small village.

He gets this look of panic, runs out the door and jumps into his van and takes off, leaving the box at the front door unsigned for. I don't believe she ever told anyone about it, and she definitely didn't want to tell her parents because they're the kind that would just blow things stupidly out of proportion or turn it back on her somehow. It wasn't really a traumatic experience, just one of many experiences that led to her hating her boobs.

Beyond that I don't have many other stories that come to mind, just small anecdotes like when we used to go swimming together there'd always be young lads orbiting her in the pool trying to look inconspicuous while eyeing up her boobs, or lifeguards staring at her the entire time.

I convinced her to post some cleavage pics of herself on one or two imageboards about 7 years ago and they're still doing the rounds, anyway I'll post a pic of her in that blue dress and a few others. I've been taking photos of her boobs for years since even after all this time I'm still in absolute awe of them.

Anyway, Enjoy

Edit: it's been nearly 2 years now since I made this thread, and we have an onlyfans!
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Hi Dude,

Perfect woman.
Thanks for the story.

Please if you have another story share it!!!

Awesome man. You hit the jackpot

Howdy man.
That's incredible. Wedding story is awesome and adorable - please share if you have any more.
Your wife looks absolutely stunning, your both super lucky.

Good stories, thank you!

You sir are a lucky man.

Much love! That preggo pic is gold

Thank you for the stories. Even though I'm sure the one about the package delivery man was a painful one for her to talk about. I really do like hearing from busty women about the crazy situations caused by their oversized endowments.

AntonioRosa said:

Thank you for the stories. Even though I'm sure the one about the package delivery man was a painful one for her to talk about. I really do like hearing from busty women about the crazy situations caused by their oversized endowments.

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Cheers fellas, I can't really think of any other stories off the top of my head, there's others she's told me but as this guy says they're mostly bad situations or bad attention her boobs got her. She got teased a whole lot growing up over the boobs and didn't make friends with women too easily because they often had breast envy or just assumed she was a slut or they felt threatened. She did get along with men a good bit easier but her self consciousness made her very wary of forming relationships.

To this end, when we met in person the very first time (we met on a dating site back way before tinder was a thing) she was wearing a kind of loose top that had a camouflage pattern/effect on it and had basically become an absolute expert on hiding them. She really disliked them a lot and it took a while for her to warm to the idea that they weren't that bad, mostly because she saw how much I loved them. However there were some bad times ahead as her lower back was absolutely fucked from the weight of the boobs.

For the first 2 years we were together, she had to get regular steroid injections into her lower spine to 'buff' up a messed up disc that was collapsing from her top-heavyness. I was with her for most of these and I can tell you that shit was not pleasant, they'd have to immobilise her on a table then get right into her spine with a fairly substantial needle, and after a year of that it had stopped working. Then one day about 8 weeks before Christmas she woke me up while lying on the floor of the bedroom. She said she was unable to walk and something had gone in her back.

Fast forward quite a few trips to the emergency room, phonecalls to her specialist who had been administering the steroid shots to her spine, being jerked around quite badly by ill-informed nurses in A&E and finally a very painful trip to a MRI machine it transpired her disc was crushed and she would need emergency surgery on it. Our little cottage was too small for a wheelchair so she spent the best part of 5-6 weeks either immobilised in bed or when I'd drag her out of there - because I was worried about her being depressed as fuck, sitting in that dark room for days one end - she'd use a crappy blue office chair with castor wheels to make her way around the house like a makeshift wheelchair.

I think it was the 18'th or 19'th of December when she finally had the operation on her spine, I remember being in the hospital lobby with our young daughter and she was playing with the baubles from the Christmas tree and I was chasing her around trying to have fun, but I was worried sick because she should have been out of the operation 90 minutes ago. There were complications and a lot of extra work had to be done on her spine but she was fine in the end and recovered rapidly. One of those complications, funnily enough was that her tits were too big to fit on the operating room table. If you google ''spinal surgery table'' you'll see they're kind of a special harness that they strap you in to. Well it took 4 surgeons to lift her unconscious ass into the thing and they had squeeze her tits into some nook that was not built for 36JJs, as a result her boobs were bruised underneath after the operation, for a week or two.

Anyway, she recovered so well that she fell pregnant about 2 weeks after surgery (she heals like the Wolverine), actually on that note, she once had an operation and drove home the same fucking day because she's a madwoman with insane healing abilities. Anyway, that story up above about the wedding was two weeks after this surgery and it was her second outing since the operation, the first one being our Christmas shopping a few days before the 25'th, and then I think that wedding was on the 29'th or thereabouts.

Anyway, hardly a very sexy story but a boob related story nonetheless, they cost her a lot when it came to her health, they got her a lot of bad attention and they royally fucked up her back, but since that surgery she's been 100% thank God. You know in retrospect, they've caused her so much grief if I were in her shoes I'd probably want them gone, but she doesn't because she knows how much I love them. Guess that's true love eh.

Anyway I'll stick in a few more photos since this story was actually pretty shitty.

Awesome! More pics!

Man, that's rough as all hell. How the on earth she made it past that and still wanted to keep them and than she healed that quick, just-- wow.
You both love each other a butt load, man.
That's just great man. You're both lucky to have found one another.

P.S DAMN--!!! those tiddies. The envy I'm feeling, you lucky sod.
She seems loving and cool, sexy as hell.
Nice, man.

Has she ever threatened you with a reduction lol? My gf used to bring it up to me when we first met but she’s knows now that I really despise it and id probably reduce myself from our relationship lol the irony.
Physical therapy, strength training, correct posture and proper nutrition can save anyone’s spine, I don’t buy that lazy cop out to have reduction surgery when all they really need to do is change their lifestyle habits.

Anyways your wife sounds amazing! Many blessings!

is your name Luiss? you said you posted some pics online several years ago. your wife reminds me of Luiss' wife.

Aigght said:

Has she ever threatened you with a reduction lol? My gf used to bring it up to me when we first met but she’s knows now that I really despise it and id probably reduce myself from our relationship lol the irony.
Physical therapy, strength training, correct posture and proper nutrition can save anyone’s spine, I don’t buy that lazy cop out to have reduction surgery when all they really need to do is change their lifestyle habits.

Anyways your wife sounds amazing! Many blessings!

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No she never has, like yourself I think she knows that I'd be absolutely horrified if she did that. Now if there was real medical issue and they needed to go fair enough. Even if she did decide to get rid of them there's not much I could do since we have a pile of kids together now, but I'd be monumentally pissed.

Since the operation there hasn't been much trouble at all, and when her back does hurt I rub her muscles loose again and we're good to go for another while. But as you say a good lifestyle is probably better than any surgical fix (which we don't have tbh, we've a lot of bad habits). I've been trying to get her to so a bit of archery with me but she ain't really interested. In fairness all the housework probably counts for her exercise lol

CaptainBill said:

is your name Luiss? you said you posted some pics online several years ago. your wife reminds me of Luiss' wife.

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Nope, I'm not that guy. I posted a bunch of her pics years and years ago on an imageboard and occasionally in the intervening years while drunk (lol), but this particular pic of her seems to have done the rounds quite a bit since I've seen it a few times on my travels across the internet. She was full of milk at the time and her boobs were absolutely engorged.

huh - damn. I've seen that photo a few times on different sites, nice to know the source. cool.
the fact she won't get them changed is great, she must love you a hell of alot to keep them that big.

given your wife's growth rate, how quickly does she gain bust from cup size to cup size, does she gain it over several years or every few months and needs to keep re adjusting to fit?

does she get allot of attention going out and about in her daily life, is she comfortable with that?

how big is aiming to get, is she trying to have a cut off point of a certain cup size if that can even be done?

what was it like at the start dealing with her and getting her comfortable with haveing such large breasts she, I am assuming at the time, didn't like?

have you had any issues aside the back problems and sugerys since you met her, I can't really think like but i don't know, some clothing must be a bother to buy?
she can't get comfortable with some tasks and has to move around them while like cleaning ect?

That's a whole lot of tiddy.

I need to wipe drool off my keyboard.

Padding4Time said:

given your wife's growth rate, how quickly does she gain bust from cup size to cup size, does she gain it over several years or every few months and needs to keep re adjusting to fit?

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They don't continue to grow really, they go up and down depending on if she's pregnant or not - or weight gain / weight loss but it's not like she gets them measured regularly, on the few trips into shops where she has tried to get measured they've been like ''yeah we don't stock bras that big'', the last time the clothes shop lady said ''I can't properly measure you but I would guess you're 38L and you should order off the internet''. Regardless, her bras are mostly (relatively) expensive and durable 36JJs and they still fit after many years, some are 6 or 7 years old now. She sometimes has to get a clasp extender for the back of her bras though, those wear out quick enough.

Padding4Time said:

does she get allot of attention going out and about in her daily life, is she comfortable with that?

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Not really these days since she wears scarves and jackets and stuff to hide them most of the time, also we're a lot older now and hang around in fairly polite circles where that kind of stuff doesn't really happen. They did however ruin her social life when she was younger and on perhaps 1 in 3 nights out she would go home early (or in tears) because some drunk dudes or guys in the pub or wherever would basically start groping her on nights out, or come up behind her and grab her tits to show off for their pals. Or lesbians would start pawing her up that happened a few times.

Padding4Time said:

what was it like at the start dealing with her and getting her comfortable with haveing such large breasts she, I am assuming at the time, didn't like?

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She didn't like them but she felt very comfortable with me from day one, her previous relationships were mostly strained or not very intimate apparently and she wasn't very lucky with the men she ended up with prior to me (not bragging but it's the truth). In the early days I didn't really focus on her boobs much but once we got settled into a relationship I found great comfort in falling asleep in her cleavage every night. She found it real weird that I would take a photo because I thought they were spectacular, she'd be like ''who the fuck would want to look at me or my tits?''

Padding4Time said:

have you had any issues aside the back problems and sugerys since you met her, I can't really think like but i don't know, some clothing must be a bother to buy?

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Yeah clothes are a pain but she's good at getting a bargain, I don't really know more beyond that but apparently she basically has to try on everything before buying because it's the flip of a coin if something will fit or not.

Padding4Time said:

she can't get comfortable with some tasks and has to move around them while like cleaning ect?

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No nothing like that, she's got substantial upper-body strength actually (she once picked me up and threw me clean over a couch, I'm 6'3'' and 115kg), she's just short and needs help getting shit from high places. Sometimes if she and I are coming through the same door at the same time I'll get a pair of tits into my lower rib-cage and end up bouncing off the door frame.

Anyway, I got her to do a timestamp today in case anyone thought I was full of shit.

bras;
wow, huh ok. figured she'd need to keep getting more but that's good then.

attention;
ok, well that's gud then. fair so she still kinda hides them. ok.
--jesus. ouch. that must have been rough for her. christ. I can't really add or say anything to that, that just sucks. fuck. how did she deal with that, did she just shut herself in allot?

at the start;
huh - well that's good and nice.
"falling asleep in her cleavage every night"-- I need to clean the drool from my keyboard, you lucky lucky sod.
''who the fuck would want to look at me or my tits?'' my sides. nice. and allot of people, they are stunning--
but, that's cute man.
ouch ya know-- she did not have a good time with her size for a long time than, till you.
that's cute man. dream relationship man, living the dream.

clothes;
yeah - fair. that must be a hell of a bother for her. damn.

tasks;
fair, I figured they could be a problem.
and DAMN wow she's pretty cool to just do that with you being 6ft, and I'll guess she's what 5'5 and under?
"bouncing off the door frame" that must be like your in a cartoon or something, damn. wow.

you are living mine and probably allot of people's dream man. loving wife, kid or kids, wife with huge tits you helped her get comfortable with after years of discomfort and shitty people, you can just fall asleep in them. damn man. never let it go.

how the hell does she get comfortable sleeping-!?
they must cause some problems regardless of how she tries to sleep or lye down?

what was it like having with sex the first time since she hadn't had good relationships with all her previous partners, she must have been uncomfortable with them and you, or was she ok with it all by that point?
are there any issue with them being so big during sex at all or is it all just awesome and sweet for you both, I can't think of an issue like-- the sway of them knocks her out or something daft like that?

is she wanting to get bigger, would you like her too, is she ok with that idea or is she happy where she is?

Padding4Time said:

--jesus. ouch. that must have been rough for her. christ. I can't really add or say anything to that, that just sucks. fuck. how did she deal with that, did she just shut herself in allot?

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She didn't really shut herself in but she did learn to camouflage herself better with scarves and baggy clothes. She also intentionally got fatter thinking (and this doesn't make sense to me but it did to her) that if she were fatter her belly would hide her boobs. She was actually only telling me about this stuff the other day because I asked her after making this thread if there was any drama she never told me about and she went on quite a bit about the boobs ruining her nights out when she was in her early 20s, on about half the nights she went out.

Padding4Time said:

"falling asleep in her cleavage every night"-- I need to clean the drool from my keyboard, you lucky lucky sod.

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It is super comfy I ain't gonna lie, I've actually nearly choked to death in there probably a dozen times because I'd get some air-canal going that I can breathe through and then she shifts position in her sleep and shuts off the air supply and I wake up choking for air, but then I go right back in there because there's nothing like it. It's also absolutely ULTIMATE comfy when she spoons me, except I move down a bit so her boobs are level with the back of my head and rest on my shoulders and cover my ears, it's like the whole both sides of my head are covered in softness and warmth; like having earplugs made of hot water bottles and tits.

Padding4Time said:

ouch ya know-- she did not have a good time with her size for a long time than, till you.

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I was lucky, one dude she went out with before me was quite wealthy (I am perpetually poor despite working my ass off for a useless degree) and he had his own business and house etc. but apparently he was manipulative and a bit creepy according to her. It was honestly pure luck and nothing else that she had a string of shitty retarded boyfriends before I snatched her up.

Padding4Time said:

and DAMN wow she's pretty cool to just do that with you being 6ft, and I'll guess she's what 5'5 and under?

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Yeah she's like 5'2 or something like that but immense upper-body strength, I mean she took apart our fireplace a few weeks ago and repaired the grill with her dad's angle grinder, the same angle grinder that had me sweating to keep under control. Think the Hobbit movies, she's like a female dwarf from the lonely mountain.

Padding4Time said:

how the hell does she get comfortable sleeping-!?
they must cause some problems regardless of how she tries to sleep or lye down?

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Yeah they can do, she can't really sleep lying face down obviously but everything else is fine. Most of the trouble comes from her back or her hips if she's lying on one side too much. When she lies on her back the boobs just basically go into her arm pits, not that sexy but that's the reality of macromastia

Padding4Time said:

what was it like having with sex the first time since she hadn't had good relationships with all her previous partners, she must have been uncomfortable with them and you, or was she ok with it all by that point?

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She liked me a lot and tried to make me happy but she couldn't relax properly for quite a while after we met. She had been used to disappointment when it came to men and relationships, what sealed the deal was that I was actually very affectionate and caring and I didn't act like a chad or play any mind games - I had been a real fat guy for years prior to this, and while being 6'3'' is a big advantage in the dating game that advantage is worth nothing if you're a fat guy. About a year before I met her I had started reading a few books, made a few lifestyle changes and changed my diet quite a bit to cut out bad food and learned to cook homemade meals. I had started out at about 140kg and when I met her I was 95kg and was desirable in women's eyes again (but I didn't realise it, hence why I didn't act like a dick) ergo, I got lucky.

Padding4Time said:

are there any issue with them being so big during sex at all or is it all just awesome and sweet for you both, I can't think of an issue like-- the sway of them knocks her out or something daft like that?

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I can tell you one funny anecdote, she has a chain around her neck that is like a stencil, it's a thin piece of metal on a chain but it's got her name, my name and the name of our children on it. That thing gets stuck in her cleavage when she's on top, and because her tits are welded to my face when she's on top, that stencil-like necklace gets stuck onto my face and/or forehead sometimes leaving a mirror imprint of my childrens' names across my forehead sometimes after we've had sex. It's like being branded, temporarily, by tits.

Padding4Time said:

is she wanting to get bigger, would you like her too, is she ok with that idea or is she happy where she is?

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Smaller is what she wants, she certainly doesn't want to get any bigger with all the hassle they've caused.