"Top" Shoppers - Add Yours (Get It)

Shop Shooter: "Catch Me Ousside"
You can see we were shopping, so this post counts, right? I just didn't want to shoot my shot INSIDE - too busy with aspiring cock blockers and eavesdroppers:cautious:.

As it turns out, she wasn't looking to get knocked up any time soon. So I settled for getting knocked back quicker than any of those bottles of juice she'd just bought (rather than getting knocked out). Which was fair.

And incidentally guys, never lead with: "Do you wanna go halves on a baby... and full on the milk with those things?". Just putting it out there and yeah, I know what you chivalrous white knights are thinking... "How dairy?" :sleep:
great woman! huuuuge
 
Shop Shooter: "Catch Me Ousside"
You can see we were shopping, so this post counts, right? I just didn't want to shoot my shot INSIDE - too busy with aspiring cock blockers and eavesdroppers:cautious:.

As it turns out, she wasn't looking to get knocked up any time soon. So I settled for getting knocked back quicker than any of those bottles of juice she'd just bought (rather than getting knocked out). Which was fair.

And incidentally guys, never lead with: "Do you wanna go halves on a baby... and full on the milk with those things?". Just putting it out there and yeah, I know what you chivalrous white knights are thinking... "How dairy?" :sleep:
we neeeeed more! man
 
The one in all black I thought for sure was a fat stomach but nope. My favorite illusion.
 

Attachments

  • 55E6D4B1-2B94-4482-B81C-99E7DE08B26F.jpeg
    55E6D4B1-2B94-4482-B81C-99E7DE08B26F.jpeg
    94.9 KB · Views: 566
  • C03FBF91-06AE-47D4-8583-E8A04BEA2A1E.jpeg
    C03FBF91-06AE-47D4-8583-E8A04BEA2A1E.jpeg
    138.6 KB · Views: 642
  • 3E0DEBFB-3B7E-4628-A57C-7B016348A409.jpeg
    3E0DEBFB-3B7E-4628-A57C-7B016348A409.jpeg
    151.4 KB · Views: 620
Shop Shooter#2:
"Mallracks"

It's funny how easy it is to capture a candid when they've turned their back and are walking away from you :rolleyes:.

Anyway, I completely flopped on these attempts. I went for everything including sideboob, to demonstrate how big she really was, but just ended up with a pile of shit I should really trash. However, it all happened in a mall, soo...
 

Attachments

  • They're Going To The Escalator Again.jpg
    They're Going To The Escalator Again.jpg
    141.6 KB · Views: 712
  • Superhero Anatomy, Topless Fortune Telling & More¿.jpg
    Superhero Anatomy, Topless Fortune Telling & More¿.jpg
    139.9 KB · Views: 716
  • Y Buy The Cow When U Can Take Her Photo For Free.jpg
    Y Buy The Cow When U Can Take Her Photo For Free.jpg
    149.8 KB · Views: 730
  • Your ''Femaleness'' Surprises Me Sometimes.jpg
    Your ''Femaleness'' Surprises Me Sometimes.jpg
    142.8 KB · Views: 760
  • It's Maul Or Nutting.jpg
    It's Maul Or Nutting.jpg
    156 KB · Views: 782
  • A PIC FAIL.jpg
    A PIC FAIL.jpg
    142.4 KB · Views: 747
  • ''I'm Gonna F%ck You Up Beyond Repair''.jpg
    ''I'm Gonna F%ck You Up Beyond Repair''.jpg
    134.7 KB · Views: 622
  • ''Touch Not, Lest Ye Be Touched''.jpg
    ''Touch Not, Lest Ye Be Touched''.jpg
    157 KB · Views: 634
  • You Mean To Screw Her In An Uncomfortable Place.jpg
    You Mean To Screw Her In An Uncomfortable Place.jpg
    134.6 KB · Views: 647
  • ''Where Does She Get Those Wonderful Toys''.jpg
    ''Where Does She Get Those Wonderful Toys''.jpg
    157.2 KB · Views: 694
Last edited:
I want to take that medallion and use it to unlock her treasure chest.:emoji_spy:
 

Attachments

  • For Comparison's Sake.jpg
    For Comparison's Sake.jpg
    37.3 KB · Views: 797
Shop Shooter: "Catch Me Ousside"
You can see we were shopping, so this post counts, right? I just didn't want to shoot my shot INSIDE - too busy with aspiring cock blockers and eavesdroppers:cautious:.

As it turns out, she wasn't looking to get knocked up any time soon. So I settled for getting knocked back quicker than any of those bottles of juice she'd just bought (rather than getting knocked out). Which was fair.

And incidentally guys, never lead with: "Do you wanna go halves on a baby... and full on the milk with those things?". Just putting it out there and yeah, I know what you chivalrous white knights are thinking... "How dairy?" :sleep:
:LOL::LOL::LOL: Looks like she was carrying a baby too if I'm correct? A women with a baby that young 9 times out of 10 you don't want those problems. Means the baby's daddy probably still in her life. When I was single I swear I had that same method when trying to holla at females. Wait til we're on a isle or somewhere people weren't all in our business. Man not too mention if they're out with they're girlfriends. At least one girl is gonna hate because you chose to holla at her friend over her.:emoji_weary:
 
Shop Shooter#3:
"Black Friday"

It's Black Friday but be thankful there are no reductions in sight.
 

Attachments

  • Her Tetas ''Is Not All In'' Even If Adidas Is.jpg
    Her Tetas ''Is Not All In'' Even If Adidas Is.jpg
    176.5 KB · Views: 923
  • Pimpossible Is Everything.jpg
    Pimpossible Is Everything.jpg
    197.8 KB · Views: 1,087
  • ''Lay Of The Land''.jpg
    ''Lay Of The Land''.jpg
    140.2 KB · Views: 1,222
  • You Can Come Over My Umbrella-fella-ella, Hey Hey.jpg
    You Can Come Over My Umbrella-fella-ella, Hey Hey.jpg
    316.8 KB · Views: 1,187
  • She's Certainly Earned ONE Of Those Adidas Stripes.jpg
    She's Certainly Earned ONE Of Those Adidas Stripes.jpg
    189.4 KB · Views: 932
Last edited:
Technically, not shopping, but was huge and really compressed in that bra.
 

Attachments

  • IMG_9430_M1 - Copy.jpg
    IMG_9430_M1 - Copy.jpg
    45.3 KB · Views: 287
  • IMG_9430_M5 - Copy.jpg
    IMG_9430_M5 - Copy.jpg
    51.6 KB · Views: 260
  • IMG_9430_M4 - Copy.jpg
    IMG_9430_M4 - Copy.jpg
    46.7 KB · Views: 222
  • IMG_9432A - Copy.jpg
    IMG_9432A - Copy.jpg
    246.2 KB · Views: 188
  • IMG_9456A.jpg
    IMG_9456A.jpg
    165 KB · Views: 195
  • IMG_9457A - Copy.jpg
    IMG_9457A - Copy.jpg
    178.3 KB · Views: 270
Saw the 4'11" Brickhouse lady. I wish I could have gotten better shots.
By this last interaction, I definitely got the feeling she is acutely aware of people around her in public. So more than a couple of "path crossings" and you get the "awkward eye".

Hopefully I'll see her again someday.
 

Attachments

  • 411brickhouse - Copy.jpg
    411brickhouse - Copy.jpg
    139.1 KB · Views: 744
Top