MATURE - Biggest 70+ Granny You Have Come Across?

[uddersfield]

Mod Edit:
Since this thread has become more contributions, than comments, thread moved to the B.A. sub-forum.
(sorry, guys. I forgot about the nudes posted. )

BQ

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I'm curious to know if someone has dated or known a woman at least 70 years of age with enormous tits. Are G cup and up breasts rare in women this old?

 

[eric69]

Probably no rarer than in any other adult woman and no, because I'm not keen on women 30-40 years older than me. I'd be worried they'd pop their clogs at the worst moment.

 

[Matash]

Plenty of grannies have huge boobs, but I'm sure they will be mega saggy once they've been unleashed. Oldest ive had was 62 at the time with fairly saggy f cups.

 

[uddersfield]

Well I love saggers and have always loved granny boobs. Oldest I had was almost 60 but disappointingly firm. During my time web dating I was always after a 70+ but never managed to get one.

 

[BQretired]

Me? I'm the exact opposite.

I may be over 55, but I like my gals young (but, legal).

 

[BillDouglas]

Sagging

<t>I love when an old woman has very long sagging breasts! I dream about meeting a granny with boobs down to her thighs or longer!!!</t>

 

[Watermeloncholy Hunter]

I'm curious to know if someone has dated or known a woman at least 70 years of age with enormous tits. Are G cup and up breasts rare in women this old?

Not ordinarily interested in dating someone around 3x my age - wtf!? But you know how you hear about those bothersome, lonely, invalided, single, old timers in the community who are always needing help for getting groceries or dusting shelves and always want to talk about the war and shit?
If this top heavy coffin dodger broke into my top ten or hovered around it she'd definitely have her daily bread ðŸ￾ž more or less guaranteed and I'd probably end up with a phd in military history, I'd be around there that often. She could have a "phd" too if she wanted 😉 lol.

But not at G. No way. No how. You can find that relatively easily across the demographics, regardless of bandsize. Just check the signatures of some of the hardcore members - this deep in the game that's barely threshold breaking for serious jugheads. Don't get me wrong, I'd definitely check her out, in passing - I nearly always do. But it would take something further down the bralphabet for me to get "caught up", like some delivery service bus boy.

 

[uddersfield]

Well I'd be interested, Sir. What size would balance what age?

 

[AntonioRosa]

Chesty Morgan is living in St. Petersburg FL and is now 79 years old. I would definitely do her.

 

[blotter]

Alright,Sonny!
Put up your dukes!
You can't handle these tits!

 

[Watermeloncholy Hunter]

Well I'd be interested, Sir. What size would balance what age?

It's more complicated than that. Is it on the DL? I ask because I'm pretty sure I'd be excommunicated from family, either indefinitely or for the duration of the affair, were they to find out or if I had the temerity to announce it.

Some deadicated time fighters don't look their age. Some look like they are middle aged while others look like they are from the Middle Ages. Where the former is the case, K cups and up will probably cut it AS THE CONSIDERATION THRESHOLD. Whereas if the latter is the case she needs to make Karola look flat chested on a fading Sabrina Meloni budget.

In recent history and out of dumb luck, I spotted (and hunted down) a woman, Eurostar bound, who was so thin she could fat shame anorexics. Her hair was as white as snow ⛄ it gave her otherwise fair skin the illusion of a Mediterranean tan. I spotted her due to the abnormally disproportionate protuberances substituting for her breasts, not exemplary detective work or mad skillz.

And yeah I got pix and a lot of trouble for them considering how shit they turned out but it was worth it, just for the memory aid. Yes, we've witnessed bigger, but outside of verified medical macromastia, I've never seen somebody as frail and thin and nature so overendowed. Short of ripping her clothes off (and the thought tried to cross my mind) I had every confidence they weren't implants or foam.

Anyway point is, I'd peg her at 80+ AND I'd just peg her (not literallyðŸ˜￾) BUT for her partner/husband. One of the most awkward titsuations of my life and hers.

 

[AntonioRosa]

Some look like they are middle aged while others look like they are from the Middle Ages.

I LOL'd. 8)

I've never seen somebody as frail and thin and naturally so overendowed. Short of ripping her clothes off (and the thought tried to cross my mind)

I know that feeling. For me it is a visceral, panicky, adrenaline rush firing straight from the limbic system where I lose the ability to speak and ponder simply grabbing a woman's breasts right then and there to get a better look. Then the pre-frontal cortex takes over and says "Stand down!" and then I stand back, watching the huge-boobed, awe-inspiring freak of nature walk away, never to be seen again and leaving an empty piece inside of my heart forever.

 

[eric69]

Alright,Sonny!
Put up your dukes!
You can't handle these tits!

God, the latter granny has always been one of my faves~

I've always suspected that some of her pics have been morphed a bit.

 

[quilty]

And yeah I got pix

{waits for other shoe to drop}

 

[eric69]

Holy Spam Batman

 

[dbmneto]

tits

<t>nice boobs!!!!!</t>

 

[Boobn8tor]

Also, this is not one of my favorite topics. But there are always a few folks who are like exceptions to the rule and who seem to somehow even defy mother nature and father time.

Here are a few more examples:

 

[Watermeloncholy Hunter]

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No thanks ever. Ever ever.
It was probably a typo right "t" being just above "g" on the keyboard but...
Grannies, Glenda - or is it Glen? Grannies.

And yeah I got pix

{waits for other shoe to drop}

Not familiar with every English phrase but if you mean you want to see what the old woman looked like take a look at rodion's drugstore candid: Exactly what I am talking about but his one's boobs are actually bigger and spread far under the armpits (which I like more). His picture quality is also much much better than the one I took.

http://www.titsintops.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=100491&sid=0f02b1cb28850028d2ed4b672d07fbde

Also, this is not one of my favorite topics. But there are always a few folks who are like exceptions to the rule and who seem to somehow even defy mother nature and father time.

Here are a few more examples:

It's an awkward subject in general, that I think it is perhaps better to tiptoe around but the fact is some of these women would be dime pieces in whatever retirement home you stick them in.

Also to dismiss these women out of hand is foolhardy because what if you are a mature gentleman yourself? Would they not merit consideration? At least three of them do for me and I still have all my own teeth!

Not sure how old but the grey hair is enough for me. Definitely a granny though.

 

[quilty]

re: Blonde Slim and Busty Sexy Grandma in a Black Bathing Suit and Shades.jpg

she is great. any info, or more pics, on this one? thanks.

 

[LevelHeaded]

re:Busty Grandma Topless posing on easy chair.jpg

hey now