Dating app monsters - Match.com is DNP, so no pics from POF, Tinder, Hinge, etc

[iron_chef_sanji]

Got nothing in common with her but gahDAMN. Think she’s got the biggest set I’ve ever seen on here - looks like real macromastia. Any bra size guesses? Got some hot girls of your own from dating apps to post?

 

[Strayabloke]

In all my years I have never seen breast size that large on dating apps. I hope you swiped right and messaged her immediately

 

[Patton1909]

Got nothing in common with her but gahDAMN. Think she’s got the biggest set I’ve ever seen on here - looks like real macromastia. Any bra size guesses? Got some hot girls of your own from dating apps to post?

You have things in common. You like large breasts and she has them.

 

[Strayabloke]

You have things in common. You like large breasts and she has them.

This comment is the winner

 

[iron_chef_sanji]

In all my years I have never seen breast size that large on dating apps. I hope you swiped right and messaged her immediately

I did swipe right (it prompted me to send her a “rose”, an upgraded like, which it does for popular people — go figure).

Not hopeful for a match as we have no common interests — she hopes to be a WNBA coach. I’d rather watch her play

 

[Strayabloke]

I did swipe right (it prompted me to send her a “rose”, an upgraded like, which it does for popular people — go figure).

Not hopeful for a match as we have no common interests — she hopes to be a WNBA coach. I’d rather watch her play

maybe I’ve been off dating apps for too long but what one makes you send a rose?

Well if you do match you can tell her she’s already half way to becoming a WNBA coach with those huge basketballs she has

 

[Geruma18UP]

maybe I’ve been off dating apps for too long but what one makes you send a rose?

Well if you do match you can tell her she’s already half way to becoming a WNBA coach with those huge basketballs she has

Hinge does the rose feature.

 

[Strayabloke]

Hinge does the rose feature.

Interesting, I don’t think I’ve used that one

 

[i_luv_tits1]

She's got quite a nice pair

 

[Tatas]

Met my kcup gf on a dating app 100% all luck

 

[LevelHeaded]

Met my kcup gf on a dating app 100% all luck

Did she have a full body pic or did you have no idea til later

I always hope that this is the case when a woman only has shoulder up pics but this hasn’t been the case since 10 years ago

 

[Tatas]

Did she have a full body pic or did you have no idea til later

I always hope that this is the case when a woman only has shoulder up pics but this hasn’t been the case since 10 years ago

she said "swipe right if you like big boobs" lol

 

[Dachozenone53]

she said "swipe right if you like big boobs" lol

What dating app did you use? Sounds like Tinder

 

[Tatas]

Bumble, however since we been together ive had to stop her from getting a reduction. It was a long lasting battle

 

[TheStalactitesTeardrops]

Met my kcup gf on a dating app 100% all luck

Any chance you could show us?

 

[yaha5]

She's too far away from me, but damn.

 

[iron_chef_sanji]

She's too far away from me, but damn.

I’d give her a good pounding. Looks like H cups. Reminds me of the girls I see on Facebook Dating (always suggests me goth BBWs in Massachusetts… I’m in NYC though)

 

[boobfreak484]

Got nothing in common with her but gahDAMN. Think she’s got the biggest set I’ve ever seen on here - looks like real macromastia. Any bra size guesses? Got some hot girls of your own from dating apps to post?

definite H or J cups! hope you get to fuck her!

 

[Strayabloke]

Bumble, however since we been together ive had to stop her from getting a reduction. It was a long lasting battle

May I ask how you managed to convince her not to get a reduction?

 

[Tatas]

May I ask how you managed to convince her not to get a reduction?

she realize how good I’ve been to her and she didn’t want me to leave her to sum it up