What irritates you as a boob lover?

[DireWolf]

Just thought I'd start up a simple thread so we can all bitch about the great injustices to the minor things that bother you about being a big boob lover.

I'll number them and maybe add the best ones to the OP, if this thread goes anywhere...

1. OK I'm going to start with the big one. People who misuse the term 'huge' when describing boobs above an A cup.....you go into a thread/video titled 'massive huge busty amateur' only to find a D cup....drive me nuts as it makes finding good 'material' 10x longer than it should do.


Ok what irritates you guys?

 

[eric69]

I agree wholeheartedly about it being irritating when people confuse huge, big and slightly bigger than average.

It's annoying when friends talk about a girl they know who is huge and upon further investigation turns out to be a C cup who just likes to wear tight tops. It's also frustrating on here when you see a thread titled - life changingly huge mega busty girl and it is a girl with DDs.

Wasted potential in models such as Leanne Crow, Rachel Aldana, Poetry Travis, Mara (Winkingdaisys), who could be amongst the best of the best, but instead work for lame organisations, have a giant chip on their shoulder or infrequently do anything other than private cam shows.

Score, Pin up Files, Go Pro, for making such boring videos and milking the content to get 5 boring videos for the price of one.

Busty girls who think the world owes them something, because they have huge tits, or in the case of Poetry, confuse the attention their tits get them with the idea that they have a platform to sprout off any old cobblers and think that people care.

Other boob fans who will want to go medieval because a girl has gotten a tattoo or go off the deep end when they see that a model has a boyfriend who may be something less than an Adonis.

Titty blindness when it is obvious that a girl is morphing/stuffing and they still believe she's real and that the laws of physics are inverted because of boobs.

People who type moar or bump on a thread from 2009, which contains one pic taken at a distance of some total stranger.

People who ask for 'wins' from an amateur girl, who's pics were all taken from facebook, instead of a model who might actually have nudes available.

The fact that we have our own Godwin's Law on here. Call it Eric's Law if you like and that is that given enough time on any thread there will be someone who claims to know the girl personally and that she discusses her boobs with him. This can be a famous model, a porn star, an amateur, someone who has 1 pic taken down a coal hole in the dark. It doesn't matter, someone will eventually claim to know her. None of these people ever supply pics or proof, obviously.

There are more, but I'm going to put the kettle on.

 

[drum]

what annoys me? boob guys complaining about boob guys......




sorry someone had to say it lol



oh and the cry she needs to do hardcore.........annoying

 

[Tits and Arse Lover]

Boob guys who don't have a clue about how bra sizes work, e.g. by not knowing that cup sizes are meaningless without back size too, by thinking that a "DDD cup" is HUGE, by thinking that a skinny girl with big boobs must be a 44D... the list goes on

 

[birdboy100]

Pierced nipples or tattoos on breasts, a girl could have just the most perfectly shaped by god himself tits and she goes and fucks it all up by piercing them or tatting them.

Sends my boner into the dirt

 

[DireWolf]

what annoys me? boob guys complaining about boob guys......




sorry someone had to say it lol

It's no different from a BMW owner moaning about Toyota owners etc, despite both being car owners. geddit?

Anyway

Another thing which pisses me off is when a girl you follow on insta goes on a 'promoting spree'. I.e when they keep posting pics and links to other peoples profiles usually captioned something like 'follow my boo @genericgirl101 her profile is lit'

2 minutes later '@Fatangles345 is crazy, go follow her!!'

I understand that they have to raise money somehow and advertising other profiles may help that but please don't spout that faux friendship bullshit when trying to peddle your wares. Just tag them beneath the picture. If it's good then people will follow, not because 'this gurll is fire AF fam'

lol, not sure if anyone will actually understand what the hell I'm on about.

Pierced nipples or tattoos on breasts, a girl could have just the most perfectly shaped by god himself tits and she goes and fucks it all up by piercing them or tatting them.

Sends my boner into the dirt

Sorry double post.

Don't mind piercings as much but i think tattoos can easily ruin the look of somebody (not just a girl) if done in excess. We all know someone who got a tattoo sleeve, then two....then a neck tattoo and now looks like a total twat considering they probably still live at home XD

 

[WatWit]

what irritates me is simple..

the sheer power of boobies..

On normal weekdays i fell like a Danish Viking more or less.

but when presented to a pair of hooters that will make your eyeballs poke, all the roughness disappears and i feel im a little fat baby...

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[Prof. Pnin]

having to go through life as a boob man annoys me. its a burden.

how easy life is for those men who go gaga for 10 a penny, unremarkable women. i'd love to be into c cups or long legs or cock.

 

[Watermeloncholy Hunter]

What irritates you as a boob lover?
Having to keep it on the super down low.

You can say that you love a chick's eyes, her smile, you got sexy legs, nice butt..... but if you say that you're all about the melons, man you're somehow a creep. You become the defacto weirdo. Baba Yaga:

turtlenecks become a staple in the office - and that's just among the men with moobs, future promotions dry up, the in-crowd distance themselves from you and you find yourself typing about social injustits on niche forums at 00:55 on Sunday morning... January 15.... 2017......

 

[TotalRandom1]

It's just annoying that the thing I'm into is hard to find and get. Not just because it's a challenge to get full-stop, but because it interferes with the other goal of finding a girl with a really awesome personality that works great with mine. Any girl who has both is probably extremely popular, plus bigger girls tend to be very cynical about guys because of all the sexual attention. I expect in life the chances of both happening in 1 girl who would be interested are very slim.

 

[BQretired]

1) Tattooed titties. Perhaps the most annoying thing for me is to see a good look'n gal with a great build showing a bunch of ink in a low-cut top.

2) Padded Bras: Almost as bad as #1 for me. It's super irritating to "see" what looks to be a beautiful set of BFTs. And, when she (or you) take it off, each boob looses 1/3 of it's mass.

3) Breast Reduction: Unless it's for a legit medical reason, this operation should be banned.

4) A girl wearing a low cut top and she gets pissed because guys are staring at her chest.

5) Yep. A thread that says "Big Boobs" or "Huge Hooters". And, when you open it, it's a C cup at best. But, as previously mentioned, like beauty, it's in the eye of the beholder. But, yeah. Some guys need a tutorial on what constitutes borderline, moderate, big, huge or gigantic boobs.

 

[azstl25]

Knowing that the type of women that you're attracted to are slowly becoming an endangered species due to the increase of breast reductions. Nowadays if you hear about a woman with huge tits, it's not if she'll get a reduction, it's when.

 

[DireWolf]

I think I hit a nerve with the misleading boob sizes for thread titles XD Good to see that it's not just me that it drives nuts!

An online dating one now. When a girl says she wants someone interesting and funny YET THEY ARE UNABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION OR USE FOR THAN TWO SYLLABLES. If you can't have a two-way conversation then please alter your profile to reflect that.


Lastly, something which really pisses me off at the moment is snapchat. More specifically girls who you are chatting to on SC (as in flirting etc) and you send them a picture of your face or body (not nudes or anything just a normal picture). Because you ultimately want to see just what they currently look like.....then you get a picture come through......an its a picture of their room........or the floor. If you aren't going to send a picture with you in it then just send a chat/whatsapp . Girl I'm speaking to has LITERALLY just sent me snaps of her dog......for the 20th fucking time. it's killing me as she has amazing breasts :/

 

[Watermeloncholy Hunter]

Ten Things I Hate About You​

OK if it's cool with you DW, lets take it visual. There are certainly 5 things which "annoy" me in this candid pic.

If you spot at least one annoyance then welcome to the club, you truly live this life. If you spot nothing, reapply for membership when your testicles have dropped

 

[AntonioRosa]

the type of women that you're attracted to are slowly becoming an endangered species due to the increase of breast reductions. Nowadays if you hear about a woman with huge tits, it's not if she'll get a reduction, it's when.

I worry about this one too. Breasts, though truly never mainstream, were at least celebrated from 1950-2000. But then it seems like dumb things like butts, thin-ness and thigh-gaps are all the rage, so it's becoming harder to find busty women who enjoy being busty.

 

[DireWolf]

the type of women that you're attracted to are slowly becoming an endangered species due to the increase of breast reductions. Nowadays if you hear about a woman with huge tits, it's not if she'll get a reduction, it's when.

I worry about this one too. Breasts, though truly never mainstream, were at least celebrated from 1950-2000. But then it seems like dumb things like butts, thin-ness and thigh-gaps are all the rage, so it's becoming harder to find busty women who enjoy being busty.

Naturally busty that is. Breast implants are everywhere these days however those women are mostly in love with their insta follower count so.......

 

[eric69]

Other things that irritate:

When you know a very busty girl people who want you to take pics of her and share them, including nudes. They don't seem to realise that she'll share what she wants and that's far better in the long term.

Racism about boobs. It's cool not to like a girl with big boobs, but it's seriously uncool to be racist about it.

People who upload things onto crap hosts. Zippyshare can take 30 seconds to download something, but others like Filejoker or ********** the same file size can take 45 minutes.

That Macromastia guy who nicks content and tries to make money from it.

Cam shows that are just a still life of the model being sat there, doing nothing.

 

[bmoc434]

- When someone declares that such-and-such model is the "perfect build". Maybe for thee, but not for me.
- Women advertised as "mega-busty" but who have b-cup boobs.
- Forum participants who turn the woman into a piece of meat for their personal pleasure. I especially hate phrases like "I'd hit that". How degrading to a woman. Oh, yeah, any forum.
- Women with d-cup boobs advertised as having gigantomastia
- People who try to pass off obvious morphs as a real person
- Posting pictures of minor aged teens (i.e., below 18). I don't care if she has gigantic breasts, folks. That's called "child porn" or pedophilia.
- Guys who pester a model with big gazongas or just a regular (so to speak) woman with big gazongas, but the guy makes stupid comments about her having nice "tits", and how much they'd like to bang her, and will she put up pictures of herself nude on her Facebook page, or worse yet , asking for pictures (especially the regular women) of the woman giving oral sex to someone. Then the woman stops posting photos of herself. Gee, I wonder why?
- Pictures of guys with gigantic ERECT penises in a page that's SUPPOSED to be devoted to big-breasted women. Do you really think that the guys will be turned on by an erect dick, or that the females looking for big breasted models (and are therefore lesbian or bisexual) will be turned on? Give me a break
- Models who make a snarly-face or give the photographer the finger, or who spit on their boobs, or who think it;s really sexy for them to stick their finger in their own (or someone else's) asshole. Yuck. I don't like to see someone sticking their finger in their ass, and I doubt too many others like it either. So why do models do it?
- BDSM, even if the woman has truly ginormous boobs. Total turnoff
- Models who never ever smile, or who look like they'd rather be anywhere else but in front of a camera. Probably doing it because they need the money. I feel bad for them, not turned on.
- Guys who insist that breast reductions should be illegal. Give me a break, it's her body, not yours. She can do with it as she wishes, and if a BR makes her happier, good for her. It's her RIGHT, and no-one should be telling her (except a doctor for medical reasons) otherwise
- Pictures of women with semen all over them. Not a turn-on, but it's been "fashionable" lately. It's a fashion I can do without.
- the worst phrase I ever heard: such-and-such model "should be giving me skull right now". What are you, a horny Freddy Kruger?
- Guys who personally attack or belittle models who don't turn them on. Hey, it's a big world, I may not like your choices. Do we REALLY HAVE TO follow YOUR choices, and can't like what we like? Fucking trolls.
- Models being called "sluts" or "whores" -- or very much worse yet, "cunt" or "pussy". She's only her vagina? . Very degrading to the model. Disgraceful and hateful.
- A moderator on another forum who thinks that hardcore porn is "endearing" or charming, or adorable. What planet is that guy from, anyway?

That's all I can come up with right now. Thanks for letting me vent/rant

 

[Dave2]

#1 Lying about their bra size. I'll look at escort ads and girls like to add extra letters to their bra. For example 38D would be advertised as 38DDD. There is a huge difference here.

#2 Tattoos. I generally hate tattoos, but they generally are not a deal breaker unless they are on the boobs.

#3 Girls with large boobs that think they can get away without taking their panties off. The same goes for hardcore, but I can deal with that.

#4 Busty Girls who beg for money on twitter because they are dead nuts broke. Don't expect me to send you money without getting anything in return. Sure I'll be glad to make a generous donation, but with that said if you need money bad enough you should consider allowing me some play time with your huge breasts.

#5 Busty models who escort on the side that try to charge huge insane amounts of money. Ranchel Raxxx for example wants $1000, which I would love to see her but I'm not paying that crazy amount of money where 90% of all the other porn models I have seen charge between $300-$500.

#6 Busty models who have boyfriends. Please don't mention them, it ruins the fantasy, and I could care less about who the luckey fuck is. Most of them are losers anyways. One model I know has a boyfriend who takes half of all the girls money when she does porn shoots.

#7 this mostly applies to escort ads, but it's most annoying when a model takes a picture that hides something.

 

[Dave2]

Oh yea, women who complain about their breasts or back pain. Then sometimes talk about a breast reduction.

My girlfriend is a good example of this. Bitches about how big her breasts are all the time, yet has no problem with the fact that I let her stay home all day, and go shopping whenever she feels like it with my American Express.