Top 100 Languages Most Likely to be Spoken by Busty Women. Which would you learn to increase your odds of meeting a big breasted woman?

Lush · Feb 24, 2025

About a year ago I was researching nutrition and topical agents that may increase breast development. I then found national diets based on this research.

Mediterranean (Greece, Turkey, Israel)
Japan
Coastal Germanic (France, The Netherlands, Germany)
Nordic Countries (Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Faroe Islands, Finland)
Thailand
West Africa (Nigeria, Ghana, and Cameroon)
Italy
Baltic (Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, and Czech Republic)
Northern Slavic (Russia, Ukraine, Belarus)
Hispanic Countries (Colombia, Dominican Republic, Romania)

Not only do these countries represent those with the best diets and topical agents for breast development but they also represent the countries with (or most likely to have) the biggest breasts in the world. I had not yet found the languages spoken in these 28 countries. So that is what I have done here. I have found all the languages spoken in each country and added them together to find which language is most likely to be spoken by busty women. This list of most spoken languages is only based on these 28 countries, and does not include other countries I was considering, nor is it based on the UK, the USA, Canada, or Australia, which have big breasts and big immigrant populations.

Other countries I was considering include around 16 countries: Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Spain, Portugal, Morocco, Slovenia, Croatia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Lebanon, India, Malaysia / Indonesia, Taiwan, and South Korea, etc. If Brazil were added, this alone would put Portuguese in first place with over 200 million speakers. Portuguese would surpass Russian by around 50 million speakers. Spanish would also be higher due to other Hispanic countries being considered. For that matter, French would be higher on the list, and Arabic would be in the top 10. Morocco would be a big player by diet, topical agents, and number of Arabic and French speakers. Don't underestimate Morocco. India would obviously put Indian languages in the top 5, or top 10 at least, with Hindi, Bengali, and Marathi in particular. Hindi being the most impressive with around 300 million speakers. Another interesting example is Indonesia, which I was also considering, and if Indonesia were considered, then languages like Indonesian, Javanese, and Sundanese would be on the list in the top 10 with around 210 million, 85 million, and 40 million speakers.

The UK, the USA, Canada, and Australia have many immigrants speaking various languages including: Indian (Hindi, Punjabi, Gujarati, Urdu), Mandarin, Cantonese, French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Vietnamese, Tagalog, Italian, Polish, Romanian, Korean, Japanese. This is around 20 languages. At this point, Indian languages, Portuguese, Spanish, French, German, Japanese, Arabic, Polish, Italian would secure up to the top 20. Chinese would be in the top 10 to 20. Tagalog, Vietnamese, and Korean would be in the top 25 to 40. If English were included, not only because it is spoken in the UK, the USA, Canada, and Australia, but also because it is spoken as a lingua franca, by either a majority / minority, or speakers of multiple languages, English would be first place with around 400 million speakers or in the top 10 if it was based on the 28 countries.

It is important to keep in mind that these other languages would be included and that some of the languages on the list would shift positions.

I also made these two other polls in the past:

In these two original polls, I had used maps and statistics for tens of countries, and I limited the calculations to around the top 5 languages in each of these countries. That means while the results were more diverse and more accurate to entire regions, only the main languages were considered, so it is possible that lesser languages could have added up to surpass some of the other languages on the list. I also did include The UK, the USA, Canada, and Australia. The maps and statistics also allowed for more precision for two categories to be formed, busty and very busty countries / languages, as well as the overall total. One of the main pieces of information from the original polls was national breast size averages. Most countries have breast size averages of A, B, C, D, E, and F. This is because a third of women have A, B, C, a third of women have D, and a third of women have E and above. So D is the overall average, while E to Z are negligible. In the original top 50 languages, I had to add all languages from countries with an average of C, give this a lesser weighting, then I had to add all the languages from countries with D and whatever E, F (and so on) that I could find as there aren't many. This allowed for two categories. The two weighted numbers added together gave a resulting overall total with a focus on D and over. The way that this poll differs from these two other polls is that these 28 countries and 100 languages represent the languages spoken by the bustiest countries (according to diet, topical agents, and inference) whereas the original two polls had 50 languages representing something more regional and more precise with differing breast size. In other words, this information informing this poll is more to the point and delves deep, while the other information informing the other two polls was more broad and shallow, with two categories of breast size. Each one has its own benefits. However, if there were two categories in this information, it would be all of the languages from the countries on the waiting list that were potentially going to be considered. Therefore, languages from these additional countries would have a lesser weighting before being added.

Now here are the results.

The top 5 or 6 languages account for approximately half of all the speakers or languages being spoken, the top 4 of which have over 100 million speakers, accounting for 40% of all the speakers or languages being spoken. Keep in mind that this does not consider speakers of multiple languages. For example, 3% of France speaks German, 0.5% speaks Turkish, and 0.2% speaks Russian, while 15% of Germany speaks French, 5% speaks Russian, 2.5% speaks Turkish, and 0.1% speaks Japanese.

Number of Languages with over 100 million speakers: 4
Number of Languages with over 10 million speakers: 24
Number of Languages with over 1 million speakers: 55
Number of Languages with over 100 thousand speakers: 115
Number of Languages that did not reach the top 100: 35 or more

Range of the Total Number of Speakers in the top 100: 288,000 to 166,864,000
Range of the Total Number of Speakers in the other 35: 6,000 to 288,000

Whole (Sum of Top 100 Languages): 1,275.253 million or 1,275,253,000
Top 4 Languages as part of the whole: 506,940,000 (39.75%)
Top 5 Languages as part of the whole: 585,101,000 (45.88%)
Top 10 Languages as part of the whole: 894,976,000 (70.18%)
Top 20 Languages as part of the whole: 1,096,099,000 (85.95%)
Top 25 Languages as part of the whole: 1,146,724,000 (89.92%)
Top 30 Languages as part of the whole: 1,184,135,000 (92.85%)
Top 50 Languages as part of the whole: 1,245,090,000 (97.63%)

Top 100 Most Spoken Languages by Total Number of Speakers

Russian (166.864 million)
Japanese (123.549 million)
French (110.317 million)
German (106.210 million)
Turkish (78.161 million)
Spanish (75.245 million)
Thai (66.570 million)
Hausa (63.112 million)
Italian (59.293 million)
Yoruba (45.655 million)
Polish (38.792 million)
Igbo (31.108 million)
Ukrainian (27.346 million)
Romanian (19.613 million)
Ijaw (15.442 million)
Lao (15.222 million)
Fula (14.995 million)
Dutch (14.844 million)
Fulfulde (12.004 million)
Swedish (11.757 million)
Kurdish (10.921 million)
Czech (10.327 million)
Greek (10.196 million)
Ibibio (10.071 million)
Akan (9.110 million)
Arabic (8.895 million)
Chinese (8.265 million)
Kanuri (8.146 million)
Danish (6.100 million)
Dagbani (6.005 million)
Finnish (5.934 million)
Tatar (5.492 million)
Belarusian (5.427 million)
Norwegian (5.335 million)
Tiv (4.923 million)
Hebrew (4.781 million)
Ewe (3.820 million)
Lithuanian (2.868 million)
Efik (2.462 million)
Nupe (2.462 million)
Edo (2.462 million)
Igala (2.462 million)
Portuguese (1.750 million)
Burmese (1.723 million)
Latvian (1.661 million)
Hungarian (1.618 million)
Chuvash (1.582 million)
Bashkir (1.438 million)
Slovak (1.391 million)
Malay (1.364 million)
Chechen (1.294 million)
Armenian (1.207 million)
Abron (1.160 million)
Romani (1.137 million)
Dangme (1.024 million)
Sardinian (0.999 million)
Albanian (0.934 million)
Dagaare (0.921 million)
Urhobo (0.895 million)
Bulu (0.860 million)
Low Saxon (0.858 million)
Zazaki (0.853 million)
Konkomba (0.819 million)
Ga (0.750 million)
Catalan (0.743 million)
Avar (0.719)
Azerbaijani (0.719)
Farefare (0.635 million)
Korean (0.623 million)
Limburgish (0.608 million)
Mordovian (0.575 million)
Kabardian (0.575 million)
Ewondo (0.573)
Croatian (0.571 million)
Kusaal (0.546 million)
Haitian Creole (0.532 million)
Frisian (0.476 million)
Silesian (0.440 million)
Kazakh (0.431 million)
Dargwa (0.431 million)
Ossetic (0.431 million)
Udmurt (0.431 million)
Yakut (0.431 million)
Kumyk (0.431 million)
Eastern Mari (0.431 million)
Ingush (0.431 million)
Lezgian (0.431 million)
Mampruli (0.409 million)
Icelandic (0.388 million)
Wayuu (0.364 million)
Bulgarian (0.358 million)
Berber (0.358 million)
Gonja (0.307 million)
Sehwi (0.307 million)
Nzema (0.307 million)
Kyrgyz (0.288 million)
Uzbek (0.288 million)
Karachay-Balkar (0.288 million)
Mongolian (0.288 million)
Georgian (0.288 million)

Other 35 Most Spoken Languages by Total Number of Speakers

Komi-Zyrian (0.288 million)
Yemba (0.288 million)
Wasa (0.273 million)
Ghomala (0.258 million)
Ngiemboon (0.258 million)
Kom (0.229 million)
Bassa (0.229 million)
Bamum (also known as Shüpamom) (0.2292)
Basque (0.210 million)
Kalmyk (0.144 million)
Lak (0.144 million)
Tajik (0.144 million)
Flemish (0.136 million)
Luxembourgish (0.120 million)
Persian (0.107 million)
Montenegrin (0.084 million)
Estonian (0.079 million)
Kashubian (0.073 million)
Faroese (0.072 million)
Slovenian (0.070 million)
Vietnamese (0.066 million)
Macedonian (0.052 million)
Somali (0.039 million)
Sami (0.033 million)
Serbian (0.030 million)
Karelian (0.028 million)
Greenlandic (0.018 million)
Tagalog (0.006 million)
Bengali (0.006 million)
Nepali (0.006 million)
Croation (0.006 million)
Urdu (0.006 million)
Kven (0.006 million)
Tigrinya (0.006 million)
Dari (0.006 million)

Comparison Between this Poll and the Original

Russian 1st. OR: 1st. D+: 1st. (same)
Japanese 2nd. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.
French 3rd. OR: 5th. D+: 4th. (same)
German 4th. OR: 3rd. D+: 2nd. (same)
Turkish 5th. OR: 16th. D+: 10th. (higher)
Spanish 6th. OR: 2nd. D+: 3rd. (same)
Thai 7th. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.
Hausa 8th. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.
Italian 9th. OR: 6th. D+: 15th. (same)
Yoruba 10th. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.
Polish 11th. OR: 7th. D+: 18th. (same)
Igbo 12th. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.
Ukrainian 13th. OR: 9th. D+: 20th. (same)
Romanian 14th. OR: 13th. C: 7th. (same)
Ijaw 15th. OR: N/A. D+: N/A.

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Dutch 18th. OR: 8th. D+: 5th.
Swedish 20th. OR: 10th. D+: 6th.
Kurdish 21st. OR: 45th. (higher)
Czech 22nd. OR: 12th. D+: 7th.
Greek 23rd. OR: 17th. C: 9th. (almost the same)
Arabic 26th. OR: 26th. D+: 22nd. (same)
Chinese 27th. OR: 14th. D+: 14th.
Danish 29th. OR: 19th. D+: 12th.

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The languages had a significant decrease: Norwegian, Portuguese, Hungarian, Slovak, Armenian, Romani, Albanian, Catalan, Azerbaijani, Korean, Croatian, Icelandic, Bulgarian, Georgian

The worst of which were: Bulgarian, Georgian, Croatian, Icelandic, Korean, Albanian, Slovak, and Hungarian.

eric69 · Feb 24, 2025

If you've written all of that, then you seriously need to get a hobby.

Lush · Feb 24, 2025

Alternate Choices POLL

suckness · Mar 2, 2025

eric69 said:
If you've written all of that, then you seriously need to get a hobby.

Someone has to walk for others to run 😀

dfh2010 · Mar 2, 2025

Funny, I learned some Russian because of a chesty Russian girl! Privet, kak dela!

CrazedCT61 · Mar 2, 2025

This thread has to be a joke or a troll.

Top 100 Languages Most Likely to be Spoken by Busty Women. Which would you learn to increase your odds of meeting a big breasted woman?

Which of these languages would you learn to meet a big breasted woman? (You can choose 2)

Russian

Japanese

French

German

Turkish

Spanish

Thai

Hausa

Italian

Yoruba

Polish

Igbo

Ukrainian

Romanian

Ijaw

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