Guys this girl has a sexy black friend with big boobs. I'm actually close friends with the black girl for some fuckin reason. I was talking to her today (trying not to stare at her immense cleavage) and she caught me looking at the other girl's ass. She was like "You're such a perv" and I said "What? You guys are hot as fuck. You're a hardass who crticizes everyone but you like me so much and this unlikely friendship means everything to me." She knows I have a thing for her and I'm always able to make her laugh and smile, which is difficult for a girl like her who says everyone else sucks. The best thing is that her body makes me rock hard and she's not a gold digger (she makes more than me).
Yeah sorry, this post isn't sexy or anything.